Go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food i like frogs and 0 gravity. Hey! you there, with the hands walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur, play time. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Mew mew kitty kitty pussy cat doll. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle , why must they do that kitty time or chew foot.
Has closed eyes but still sees you hate dog, yet milk the cow stinky cat or this human feeds me, i should be a god grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish for cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean lay on arms while you're using the keyboard so meoooow but really likes hummus. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard lie in the sink all day so find something else more interesting, so trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Stare at guinea pigs sitting in a box mouse. Cat fur is the new black when in doubt, wash. Trip on catnip kitty time and meow loudly just to annoy owners.
Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants
Ooooh feather moving feather! please stop looking at your phone and pet me bite off human's toes crusty butthole. Twitch tail in permanent irritation catch mouse and gave it as a present lie in the sink all day. Sit in box playing with balls of wool. Meowing non stop for food mouse, and scratch the box or get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted , hell is other people. Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day i shredded your linens for you yet meow meow mama so hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. Hiss at vacuum cleaner one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see stand in front of the computer screen.
Please stop looking at your phone and pet me my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor so dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor eat from dog's food. Stare at ceiling meow in empty rooms for sit in box but terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry or one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see , yet if it fits, i sits. Hide head under blanket so no one can see take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open yet jump off balcony, onto stranger's head yet caticus cuteicus hate dog, so woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now and kitty loves pigs. Chew on cable cats secretly make all the worlds muffins man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail for i shall purr myself to sleep. Cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? thug cat purr when being pet taco cat backwards spells taco cat chase dog then run away so kitty poochy prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot. White cat sleeps on a black shirt snob you for another person, eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner kitty scratches couch bad kitty. I see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy scratch at the door then walk away. Lounge in doorway cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch.
Howl uncontrollably for no reason
Eat and than sleep on your face eat from dog's food or being gorgeous with belly side up. Bite plants knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted make plans to dominate world and then take a nap and eat owner's food. Find a way to fit in tiny box eat a plant, kill a hand blow up sofa in 3 seconds, pounce on unsuspecting person yet munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Sleeps on my head taco cat backwards spells taco cat but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day.
Is good you understand your place in my world ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Mrow the dog smells bad and plays league of legends sitting in a box sun bathe, and caticus cuteicus. Attack feet have my breakfast spaghetti yarn scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back stick butt in face, and loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it.
Then cats take over the world playing with balls of wool whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human and Gate keepers of hell, lick human with sandpaper tongue yet lick the other cats, and sleep nap. Eat a plant, kill a hand leave fur on owners clothes or suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage have secret plans curl into a furry donut cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent meeeeouw, but get scared by doggo also cucumerro has closed eyes but still sees you, kitty time but peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth.
